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Dating and marriage jokes

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. 'My wife and I are completely equal partners', is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. (Henny Youngman)My wife and I were happy for twenty years. (Rodney Dangerfield) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. It wouldn't plane at high speed at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every manoeuvre, no matter how much power she applied.

(Bill Cosby)I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. (Rita Rudner)Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she walked over to the nearby marina. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order.

The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch.

So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath the boat.

"But I can see that because I know what type of person she is.

I know what she deals with." Tyga explained that even though the duo's relationship has been in the spotlight for quite some time now, haters haven't lightened up.

A lot of things in life you just gotta deal with it as it comes." T-Raww added that one of his biggest frustrations is that the people who are quick to judge don't look into the full story. "People don't actually look into stuff or break down people's characters or realize their busy schedules or whatever it is.

He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. The man replies "Why would I get on one knee for a woman who wouldn't get on two knees for me".

The protocols and practices of dating, and the terms used to describe it, vary considerably from country to country and over time.

While the term has several meanings, the most frequent usage refers to two or more people exploring whether they are romantically or sexually compatible by participating in dates with the other.

With the use of modern technology, people can date via telephone or computer or meet in person.

This term may also refer to two or more people who have already decided they share romantic or sexual feelings toward each other.

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